Kirigakure's Toilet Paper Times - Shinobi News I
May 8, 2019 21:13:36 GMT -5
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Toilet Paper Times
Beefing Boys Bang
Pictured: Rough Looking Boy(left) & Hazel Haired Boy(right)
Recently, there has been a prolonged feud between two Genin, Rough Looking Boy and Hazel Haired Boy, which has escalated to the point where one dude, Hazel Haired Boy, got an eye gouged out. Luckily, Lady Katana, a Chuunin(?) of the village, was able to fix the eye. Isn't Kirigakure's shinobi amazing? I think they're super duper cool.
This eventually ended up with the Hazel Haired Boy tattling on the Rough Looking Boy to the Mizukage, which resulted in the duel pictured above taking place.
Pictured: Hazel Haired Boy defeating Rough Looking Boy. Blood litters the floor.
The not-so-spectacular duel ended with the Hazel Haired Boy victorious. I took the time to interview both the winner and the loser. Read it below!
"How do you feel after the duel?"
Beefing Boys Bang
Pictured: Rough Looking Boy(left) & Hazel Haired Boy(right)
Recently, there has been a prolonged feud between two Genin, Rough Looking Boy and Hazel Haired Boy, which has escalated to the point where one dude, Hazel Haired Boy, got an eye gouged out. Luckily, Lady Katana, a Chuunin(?) of the village, was able to fix the eye. Isn't Kirigakure's shinobi amazing? I think they're super duper cool.
This eventually ended up with the Hazel Haired Boy tattling on the Rough Looking Boy to the Mizukage, which resulted in the duel pictured above taking place.
Pictured: Hazel Haired Boy defeating Rough Looking Boy. Blood litters the floor.
The not-so-spectacular duel ended with the Hazel Haired Boy victorious. I took the time to interview both the winner and the loser. Read it below!
"How do you feel after the duel?"
Hazel Haired(H.H)(Winner): Uh - good, I guess. It's invigorating to beat him head to head. I've definitely learned a lot as well - I'll be ready to beat him if he ever attacks me again.
Rough Looking(R.L)(Loser): I failed, so I need to get better and learn from my misteps.
Rough Looking(R.L)(Loser): I failed, so I need to get better and learn from my misteps.
"Do you think this was the right approach?"
H.H: No, I don't. He broke the law - he shouldn't get a simple head-to-head fight with me as a punishment. Lord Mizukage took it easy on him and was obviously favouring him. I'm not sure what that means, but I'll be ready for what comes.
R.L: Maybe I should pick up fuuton.
R.L: Maybe I should pick up fuuton.
"What caused the entire thing?"
H.H: Back in the academy, I stopped him from attacking a girl when he was pulling out a shard of glass. Since then, he's had it out for me - he's one of the reasons we had budget cuts in the village. The Daimyo mentioned him in the report - he tried to maim me at a party.
R.L: I don't like to be documented, but all you need to know is (Hazel Hair)'s an arrogant punk who'll get his come-uppance from me.
R.L: I don't like to be documented, but all you need to know is (Hazel Hair)'s an arrogant punk who'll get his come-uppance from me.
"Do you think anything will change after this duel?"
H.H: No. He's going to come back to attack me - now, however, he knows I can beat him one on one. He'll probably come with his friends next time.
R.L: Nothing's changed.
R.L: Nothing's changed.
Special Question for Hazel Hair - "What do you think will need to happen to make (Rough Looking) stop?"
H.H: He'll need to die or be disabled.
Spicy! This concludes the Shinobi News of February 22nd, 12011!
Writer: Nogami
PS: I am not accountable for any information leaks!
PSS: It was hard to write this on toilet paper, but just in case you run out of them, you can use this to wipe your butt too.
Writer: Nogami
PS: I am not accountable for any information leaks!
PSS: It was hard to write this on toilet paper, but just in case you run out of them, you can use this to wipe your butt too.