Kirigakure's Toilet Paper Times - Shinobi News II
May 9, 2019 17:29:45 GMT -5
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Post by trollernoob on May 9, 2019 17:29:45 GMT -5
Toilet Paper Times
Brown Bear Busts Blue Boy
Pictured: Bear clawing at Irascible Blue Boy. Light patches of blood spill onto the floor.
Lately, there has been a series of attacks from this ferocious animal. How did a bear manage to get onto an island surrounded by water? Who knows! But what we do know, is that it definitely has rabies! Just look at its mouth! This thing has charged several people, including me, and attacked many more!
This most recent attack happened in broad daylight at the square. The beast was sighted clawing at an Irascible Blue Boy, perhaps mistaking the Genin for a trout leaping out of the river. Due to its rabid nature, it was unable to differentiate between food, and not-so-easy food. The poor Blue Boy barely escaped with his life, as he belly flopped away in an attempt to flee.
Valiant efforts from the Mizukage prevented the creature from causing farther chaos, but what if the Mizukage isn't here next time? Who will this bear attack next? If it eats the barber, then how will Kirigakure citizens fix their hairlines! I've interviewed a survivor of one of the Bear's brutal attacks.
"So what happened?"
Brown Bear Busts Blue Boy
Pictured: Bear clawing at Irascible Blue Boy. Light patches of blood spill onto the floor.
Lately, there has been a series of attacks from this ferocious animal. How did a bear manage to get onto an island surrounded by water? Who knows! But what we do know, is that it definitely has rabies! Just look at its mouth! This thing has charged several people, including me, and attacked many more!
This most recent attack happened in broad daylight at the square. The beast was sighted clawing at an Irascible Blue Boy, perhaps mistaking the Genin for a trout leaping out of the river. Due to its rabid nature, it was unable to differentiate between food, and not-so-easy food. The poor Blue Boy barely escaped with his life, as he belly flopped away in an attempt to flee.
Valiant efforts from the Mizukage prevented the creature from causing farther chaos, but what if the Mizukage isn't here next time? Who will this bear attack next? If it eats the barber, then how will Kirigakure citizens fix their hairlines! I've interviewed a survivor of one of the Bear's brutal attacks.
"So what happened?"
Dark-Skinned Boy: It just.. dragged me around a bunch. Still ain't sure what its intentions were.
"It tried to store you in its cave for winter?"
Dark-Skinned Boy: A tree. Not a cave. Not sure where ya' got cave from.
"How did the attack start?"
Dark-Skinned Boy: After (Hazel Haired Boy)'s 'n' (Rough Looking Boy)'s duel. I was watchin', it made its way over to me 'n' knocked me down. Started to sniff me, then let me go. But before I could get anywhere, (Bear) grabbed me by the collar with its teeth and started draggin' me off.
W O W
This creature terrorizes the shinobi of Kirigakure every single day! Perhaps the reason the recent grads act like they do, is because it's a Survival of the Fittest world out there! Natural Selection is running its course! Who will be the one to put down this devil Bear?!
Last Piece of Paper News!
Hobos, Criminals, and Bears beware, as the next generation of Police will soon come for you!
Pictured: Genins line-up in fear of the terrorizing Bear, as the Mizukage conducts the Police Force Trials.
As I'm running out of space, here's the last piece of information for you elite-hungry shinobi! Questions about the Okey Eleven are below!
"I failed the Okey Eleven test! How can I ever get in?!"
Mizukage: You are able to challenge one for their spot.
"Can I challenge the top 5 right off the bat, then?"
Mizukage: You have to be in the group to challenge the top five.
"Can I be in both the Okey Eleven and Police Force?"
Mizukage: Yes.
"Does the Mizukage have to be there for a challenge?"
Mizukage: Only another higher-up. If you wish to challenge (Sock Head Zenji), then I have to be there. And if you wish to challenge me, it will be alone.
"What do I get for winning?"
Mizukage: You take their spot. Things that they receive in the group I will reveal to the members alone.
That concludes the Shinobi News of Mar--
(End of the paper roll. It seems like the author ran out of space.)
This creature terrorizes the shinobi of Kirigakure every single day! Perhaps the reason the recent grads act like they do, is because it's a Survival of the Fittest world out there! Natural Selection is running its course! Who will be the one to put down this devil Bear?!
Last Piece of Paper News!
Hobos, Criminals, and Bears beware, as the next generation of Police will soon come for you!
Pictured: Genins line-up in fear of the terrorizing Bear, as the Mizukage conducts the Police Force Trials.
As I'm running out of space, here's the last piece of information for you elite-hungry shinobi! Questions about the Okey Eleven are below!
"I failed the Okey Eleven test! How can I ever get in?!"
Mizukage: You are able to challenge one for their spot.
"Can I challenge the top 5 right off the bat, then?"
Mizukage: You have to be in the group to challenge the top five.
"Can I be in both the Okey Eleven and Police Force?"
Mizukage: Yes.
"Does the Mizukage have to be there for a challenge?"
Mizukage: Only another higher-up. If you wish to challenge (Sock Head Zenji), then I have to be there. And if you wish to challenge me, it will be alone.
"What do I get for winning?"
Mizukage: You take their spot. Things that they receive in the group I will reveal to the members alone.
That concludes the Shinobi News of Mar--
(End of the paper roll. It seems like the author ran out of space.)