Kirigakure's Toilet Paper Times - Shinobi News V
May 20, 2019 21:26:25 GMT -5
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Toilet Paper Times
Okey Eleven Battle Replay!
Pictured: Akota(left) vs #10 Katana, Reina(right)
An aspiring Taijutsu Specialist, Akota challenged Okey Eleven Number 10, Reina, in a breath taking duel! The Katana's weird Suiton techniques had the challenger on his toes, but he endured and closed the distance by using kawarimi with a fuuma shuriken! The battle ended with Akota finishing off his opponent with a brutal ultimate attack, as if he was straight out of an action manga!
New Number #10 - Akota
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
The Good!
Pictured: #2 Okui(left) vs #1 Hoshigaki, Kirisame(right)
It seems there were challenges left and right! This was a spicy one, a battle for the very top! But besides clout and fame, there's no real gain in rising up the chain -- don't tell Okui I said this! Anyways, the battle was in a colosseum created by the very Mizukage himself!
From doppelgangers made of water, to a bunch of flying balls of lightning, each side gave it their all! The battle concluded with no clear winner, as each side exhausted their chakra and stamina. Rumors have it, a second test will be administered to determine the victor once and for all, stay tuned!
Okey Eleven Battle Replay!
Pictured: Akota(left) vs #10 Katana, Reina(right)
An aspiring Taijutsu Specialist, Akota challenged Okey Eleven Number 10, Reina, in a breath taking duel! The Katana's weird Suiton techniques had the challenger on his toes, but he endured and closed the distance by using kawarimi with a fuuma shuriken! The battle ended with Akota finishing off his opponent with a brutal ultimate attack, as if he was straight out of an action manga!
New Number #10 - Akota
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
The Good!
Pictured: #2 Okui(left) vs #1 Hoshigaki, Kirisame(right)
It seems there were challenges left and right! This was a spicy one, a battle for the very top! But besides clout and fame, there's no real gain in rising up the chain -- don't tell Okui I said this! Anyways, the battle was in a colosseum created by the very Mizukage himself!
From doppelgangers made of water, to a bunch of flying balls of lightning, each side gave it their all! The battle concluded with no clear winner, as each side exhausted their chakra and stamina. Rumors have it, a second test will be administered to determine the victor once and for all, stay tuned!
The Bad!
Pictured: Nari vs #7 Katana, Reina
Now folks, I've seen plenty of curb stomping and molly whopping in my times in the Shinobi Academy, but loooord kami. When I tell you, I ain't ever see water whip the color off of a man, this very battle here proved me wrong. Nari was brutally manhandled like a doll by literal water. The stuff you drink. The stuff that falls from the sky. The stuff in your toilets. Kami have mercy upon this gentlemen's soul.
The battle concluded when Reina violated Nari with four spinning drills of water. Sheeesh! You'll get em' next time, Nari!
And the Ugly!
Pictured: Moubu vs #8 Kushaku, Kihari
Now where do I even start with this battle? Imagine a big ugly tarantula, right? And now imagine a small house spider squaring up with the tarantula, and you get this battle. Honestly, can we get a round of applause for Moubu's attempts at least?
The battle concluded when Kihari clapped Moubu with a dragon made out of earth! Moubu pretty much had no chance from the very beginning, in fact, I don't even know why he challenged anybody on the Okey Eleven in the first place! Even I can probably beat him, and that's saying something! No offense, Moubu, this battle was like a commercial in between Shinobi Cube X! Or like when the main character accidentally bumps into fodder and defeats them. Better luck next time, dude!
Last Piece of Paper News!
Pictured: The Editor himself with the Dayrio!
I had the chance to interview the Dayrio! Read below to see how the scoop went!
"While traveling by boat, did you ever spot a sea-bear?"
That concludes the Shinobi News of December 12th, 1201!
Writer: Nogami
PS: Toilet Paper TimeTM is not responsible for any technique or information leaks!
Pictured: Nari vs #7 Katana, Reina
Now folks, I've seen plenty of curb stomping and molly whopping in my times in the Shinobi Academy, but loooord kami. When I tell you, I ain't ever see water whip the color off of a man, this very battle here proved me wrong. Nari was brutally manhandled like a doll by literal water. The stuff you drink. The stuff that falls from the sky. The stuff in your toilets. Kami have mercy upon this gentlemen's soul.
The battle concluded when Reina violated Nari with four spinning drills of water. Sheeesh! You'll get em' next time, Nari!
And the Ugly!
Pictured: Moubu vs #8 Kushaku, Kihari
Now where do I even start with this battle? Imagine a big ugly tarantula, right? And now imagine a small house spider squaring up with the tarantula, and you get this battle. Honestly, can we get a round of applause for Moubu's attempts at least?
The battle concluded when Kihari clapped Moubu with a dragon made out of earth! Moubu pretty much had no chance from the very beginning, in fact, I don't even know why he challenged anybody on the Okey Eleven in the first place! Even I can probably beat him, and that's saying something! No offense, Moubu, this battle was like a commercial in between Shinobi Cube X! Or like when the main character accidentally bumps into fodder and defeats them. Better luck next time, dude!
Last Piece of Paper News!
Pictured: The Editor himself with the Dayrio!
I had the chance to interview the Dayrio! Read below to see how the scoop went!
"While traveling by boat, did you ever spot a sea-bear?"
Dayrio: "No, we hadn't seen a sea bear."
"How did you become the Dayrio?"
Dayrio: "I worked towards the position and had plenty of connections and money. I thought most people knew this, least they do within the capital."
"So can anybody with connections and money become the Dayrio?"
Dayrio: "Not quite, there's certain things you either need to do to become the Daimyo, be born into the family that the Daimyo is head of, or in my case just be extremely lucky."
"How do you deal with setbacks in life?" - Kirisame
Dayrio: "You go around them, avoid them or try out a differing solution."
"Can we have a specific example of a obstacle you've overcome?" - Kirisame
Dayrio: "I suppose when I had to deal with the time the capital was flooded by poor engineering. The solution was simple, construct houses which could float or were risen off the ground by strong support beams and use stone instead of easily put to flame, wood, for the dam, The floods still happen, we just don't lose anything now."
"What do you fear the most?"
Dayrio: "Chaos. Without order, you'll just have what's happening in Sunagakure right now."
"If you had one wish that could come true, what would it be?"
"If you had one wish that could come true, what would it be?"
Dayrio: "To keep this nation afloat and to find a like-minded successor."
That concludes the Shinobi News of December 12th, 1201!
Writer: Nogami
PS: Toilet Paper TimeTM is not responsible for any technique or information leaks!