New Clans

Yo its time to quit fucking around with all these mainstream, gay ass clans and get into the real meat and potatoes here. The noodle clan. Yeah I know, you are all asking me, "The noodle clan?! But dude, how are we going to nerf them to where they will always have a 50% chance at relevancy instead of always being 100% relevant and 100% Opiness", don't worry little boy/girl/fe Male/furry I gotchu covered. First of all, the noodle clan will always have yellowish/blonde hair anyone else will just be discriminated. That goes the same for names my boi, you ain't got no Japaneseian Noodle themed name then you getting discriminitorized(real word). Also, the noodle clan can't just be one set of profession, that's what all that gay stuff is for. Nah, we will break up the noodle clan into separate categories bro.

Each perfession will be like its own separate style or path they decide to go down, but every path will be set in stone for them. At the start, when they are at D- or D they get a perk that gives them +0.5 in all Base Elements. At C or C+ they can decide to go down each path and their Perk of +0.5 will be taken away in exchange. 


Yakisoba's:
- These bois will always have the last name Yaki and a 'soba' hidden in their name...for example; Yaki, Itsobak. Yaki, Kosoba. Yaki, Misobat. They are proficient in Raiton and their weapon choice are the Sai's which compliment their fighting style. This is called the Yakisoba Style. Combining the secret techniques of the Sai passed down in the Noodle Clan with their almost natural skill for Raiton. 

Udon's:
- These gals and nongals will always have the last name Udon and will always have four characters in their name....for example; Udon, Yami. Udon, Yoku. Udon, Krai. They are proficient in Suiton, but have no weapon of choice. They are also able to change the temperature of their water, a Semi-Steam KKG in which they are able to turn up the water's heat to scorching temperatures.

Atsuatsu's(Hot Noodles)
- The last on this list, these peeps will have the basic Noodle as their last name, but their first name will always have the character for fire in it (Kasai[火])...for example; Noodle, Kaito. Noodle, Saimi. Noodle, Katso. They are proficient in the fire style, but they will always have abstract jutsu. Their perk will allow them to apply a tunnel affect into any fire style technique. For example; the Katon: Fire Ball technique will be turned into a half sized beam of concentrated fire that swirls around shaping it into a small noodle.

~ Techs and Profs ~

D|D+
(Prof)Elemental Prowess: This character is apart of the noodle clan, they are able to preform any elemental jutsu with amazing prowess. Note: +0.5 Elemental Rank. (Any Element)

C-
(Prof)Yakisoba Path: This noodle clan member has decided to go down the road of the Yakisoba path, giving away their all around elemental prowess to practice Raiton and the sacred Sai Style. Note: 1+ Raiton Rank, Access to Yakisoba Sai Style and it's jutsu creation, loss of Perk "Elemental Prowess"

(Prof)Udon Path: This noodle clan member has choosen to go down the road of the Udon path, giving their all around elemental prowess to practice Suiton techniques and eventually unlock the Jacazi Style. Note: 1+ Suiton Rank, Access to Jacazi Proficiency and it's jutsu creation, loss of Perk "Elemental Prowess"

(Prof)Atsuatsu Path: This noodle clan member is now going down the Atsuatsu path, giving away all their elemental prowess to practice their Katon techniques and eventually preform the Katsudan Style. Note: 1+ Katon Rank, Access to Katsudan Proficiency and it's jutsu creation, loss of Perk "Elemental Prowess"

C
(Prof)[T2]Yakisoba Sai Style: This character is amazing when it comes to the usage of the Sais, able to maneuver and strike with amazing finesse. Req: Path: Yakisoba.

SEMI UNIQUE(Prof)[T3]Jacazi Proficiency: This comes naturally to those who choose the early path of Udons, they are able to manipulate heat temperatures in the water, making it rise to the boiling point. Req: T3 Suiton and Path: Udon. Note: Adds Burning(Or Scolding) Damage. Does take extra chakra to turn up the heat with techniques. (C Rank Chakra Consumption -> B Rank Chakra Consumption, etc)

SEMI UNIQUE(Prof)[T3]Katsudan Proficiency: Those with the blood of the Noodle Clan's Atsuatsu are able to practice changes in their firestyle techniques, able to mold every C Rank Katon technique into a more precise, spiraling, and condensed blaze. Req: T3 Fire and Peth: Atsuatsu. Note: Increases straight range of any C Rank technique and gives an explosive impact. (C Rank Chakra Consumption -> B Rank Chakra Consumption, etc)

C+
(Prof)[T3]Yakisoba Sai Style: This character has a decent idea of how to use the Sais, they make near to 0 mistakes when wielding them. Req: T2 Yakisoba Sai Style. Note: Allows for creation of C Rank and B Rank Sacred Sai Style techniques

SEMI UNIQUE(Tech)[T3]Kaminari Torippu: With decent mastery over their Raiton and their mastery in Sais they are able to combine that. First using the ability to mold chakra into weapons and tools and then enhancing it with lightning, this extends the reach and increases the cutting power of the Sais. Req: (I forgot what the perk was to enhance weapons with elemental chakra), T3 Yakisoba Sai Style, T3 Raiton. Note: Allows for the creation of B Rank Kaminari Torrippu Techniques.

B-
(Prof)[T4]Legendary Yaki-Sai Wielder: This character has reached the max height of their abilities for which they manipulate their Sai's, it is basically a second nature to them whenever they wield their Sai. Req: T3 Yakisoba Sai Style

(Prof)[T4]Searing Jacazi Proficiency: This character has great mastery over their Jacazi Style, able to rise water tempatures above the boiling point. This person is dangerous with their suiton and this will even make the most durable scream in pain. Req: T3 Jacazi Proficiency, T4 Suiton. Note: The tempature is able to hurt those with a Durability of T5 and can even make those with T6 Flinch.

(Prof)[T4]Brimming Katsudan Proficiency: This character is amazing when it comes to this weird style, manipulating fire chakra into almost beam like techniques is almost nothing. They are able to bend these flaming noodle shaped flame twisters to their max and can even surprised most of the perceptive with it's abstract movement. Req: T3 Katsudan Proficiency, T4 Katon. Note: They are able to bend and shape any Katon Technique (B Rank Max) into a long beam and depending on the technique can becoming a devastating technique, either packing power or piercing through a target with searing heat.

B
SEMI UNIQUE(Tech)[T5]Kaminari Kureken: This Yakisoba Style member has evolved the Kaminari Torippu into a more versatile weapon. Using their mastery of this style they are able to extend the lightning chakra on their blades which with the right materials might be used to slice through almost anything. In this phase they end most of their technique's names with "dance"...for example; "Rain Bomb Dance", "Kirigari Dance", "Neptune Dragnov Dance". Req: T4 Legendary Yaki-Sai Wielder, T3 Kaminari Torippu, T5 Raiton. Notes: Allows for creation of A Rank Kaminari Kureken Jutsu.

do you now

I don't think having uchiha (or any konoha clan) clumsily inserted into kiri is good or interesting. Having three people who wear some variation of all black and get really sad or angry sometimes is not going to meaningfully improve the village's dynamic, and it's boring to have them in here when the start of this game is specifically kiri and not konoha. Let them come in later.

a clan where the end game is to eat someones booty so that way erpers have the opportunity to have something too---

eat pant

I don't think there's gonna be any new clans nor will any be leaving. Momochi at least is getting changed. Past that, doesn't seem like much else will be happening.